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A meaty fistful of crab shell hand-crushed over a bed of lightly wilted greens. Topped with your choice of artisan soured Leche, or our take on a sort of Bleu Cheese dressing 

Our own take on an Italian "spazzatura". The outer casing may be substituted with your choice of brand*

*Availability permitting 

A select helping of that day's harvest from the sidewalls. Served with a White Crumble over top or on the side 

Succulent garlic cloves quartered and stuffed into each individual al dente ditalini. Showered liberally in water al garlic 

Our take on an old favorite. Availability of desk style may vary. Desk is not to be eaten, but select parts may be taken home 

A canvas of poultry skin twice boiled and stretched over an assortment of mixed chips*. Colors may vary dependent on availability 

Petrified Lays paper thin sliced potato with a side of bone marrow humus 

Barrel-fired choice asparagus encrusted in the finest ground minerals to taste 

Thinly sliced leather slowcooked for no less than 14 hours mystically draped over dairy product pressed into a dainty puck 

Blended barrel-roasted potato skins sprinkled liberally with essence of Japan 

Three scoops of decadent, school bus yellow ice cream slow churned in the finest French's Yellow Mustard straight from the bottle 

A hearty handful of mixed berries suspended in a glistening, exquisite gelatin derived from our signature Dumpster Water™  infused with essence of Hot Dog 

Served with a single scoop of Mustard Ice Cream 

Jose Cuervo Classic Margarita Mix w/ a shot of Musky™  water 

Essence extracted from locally sourced opossum steeped in our signature Dumpster Water™ 

Copenhagen Wintergreen concentrate w/ a heavy pour of Jager 

A generous pour of our signature Dumpster Water™ 

A single shot of scrapings of the day (Can be added to any drink) 

Miller High Life, Aperol, and Juice of the Lemon 

White Rum, Gold Rum, Light Rum, Bold Rum, Bacardi 151, Brandy, and Vodka 

Jager and mayo

Mustard with a generous pour of our signature Dumpster Water™